Everything is listed in chronological order to save everyone the risk of headaches/stress/suicide. You can thank me with love or even the occasional lap dance. Enjoy. ♥

I Do It For the Fame [Ukon/Naruto] [o7.21.o9 early afternoon]

o1. And I saw God cry in the reflection of my enemies... [Tenten/Kiba/Naruto] [Backdated: 4 years/Written entirely by oriental_dragon]

o2. Oh Romeo, Romeo, where for art thou french kiss, Romeo? [Ino/Naruto] [Backdated: 2 years/Written entirely by inverdure]

o3. I think the whole worlds addicted to the drama- Part II [Neji/Naruto] [Backdated: Last December 'o8]

o4. Need my fix [Ino/Naruto] [o8.18.o9 evening]

o5. You can tell me it's not right [Tenten/Kiba/Naruto] [o8.2o.o9 early afternoon]

o6. And then you remind me of the sun [Sakura/Naruto] [o9.o7.o9 twilight]

o7. Sing a song [Karin/Naruto] [o9.1o.o9 evening]

o8. Where are you taking me? [Hinata/Tenten/Kiba/Naruto] [o9.22.09 afternoon]

o9. Man, he never had a chance... [Everyone] [1o.1o.o9 evening]

1o. Lightning can strike the same place twice... [Sakura/Naruto] [1o.13.o9 noon]

11. Something awkward this way comes [Neji/Naruto] [11.1o.o9 afternoon]

12. Every tear falls down for a reason... [Tenten/Itoshii/Naruto] [11.11.o9 afternoon/Written mostly by oriental_dragon]

13. すべて　ひっくるめても　アンタ　十分　魅惑的且つ好意です [Neji/Naruto] [12.o6.o9 early morning]

14. Life's just a pace car on death-- Hiroshima Trip [Everyone] [12.11.o9 early morning]

There's always room for improvement! So if you ever have any tips for me or think of a way to help me play/write better please let me know. I really do like positive criticism and react better when anon is professional with their statement. In other words, please be gentle. ♥

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And for those of you that don't mind telling me directly, or if you just want to give me a friendly hay gurl hay:

name: Ash
aim: foxy tiem
e-mail: ljemailaccount@yahoo.com [I'm so clever.]
timezone: EST

What's so damn special about some fat baby jesus wannabee with wings flying around all doped up with love vibes and shooting people in the ass with giant sex arrows.

He's not even getting paid or working on a nice corner.

I guess the guy has his work cut out for him. I mean, when I shoot something at someone's ass they're never really happy about it. But he's got it made! All the respect in the world just 'cause he gets to float around in man diapers and make people all lovey-dovey. And who's he gonna get with? Don't know anyone about to drop their panties for a dude like that.

But he's out there risking his midget nips for people who damn well don't deserve it.

I approve of chocolate, flowers, and one night stands everywhere! You keep flying on tiny, baby man.

Fly on.

Hold your applause. I'll get to thanking all the little people that made this possible after the whinestorm passes. It's a heavy one today, folks.

The Uzumaki resolution is to be even more awesome this year than in the one before. It's the least I can do for all of you. Half of you don't got much else to look forward to. I mean, check out Uchiha.

'nuf said

Guess I could throw in some more classes and get a fish. Dunno what I need a fish for 'cept maybe raising a few and getting together a fish farm. Don't be jealous that you didn't think of it first. Next year your resolution could be to be as amazing as me. But y'know what they say about being ~realistic~!

But since I'm all sympathetic I'm gonna let everyone get a chance to grab a piece of Naruto and be a part of the sexy bubble. Or... something like... that--

Shut up. I'm no good at this advertising crap!

MEROMERO.

MIDNIGHT.

Get there. Do some rubbing. And singing.

Be cool.

Like me.

... If you're lucky. ♥